Knock-knock.
Who's There?
Fisherman.
Fisherman who?
It's a good place to be.
Ryan made this next one up for him to tell me this morning:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Don't sneeze on me.
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Hyrum-isms
- "Hey....., I was talking to Mom." (after Ryan said "uh-huh" during a long speech by Hyrum that Mom hadn't been listening to 7-13-09)
- "I like your beard." (rubbing Mom's face during scripture study 5/14/09)
Roderic-isms
- "Houses can be anything that your kids want. I want a house with stairs." (7-24-09)
- "Mom, I think we need to sell this house to live in a windmill." (after watching a slideshow of Ryan's pictures of Holland 3-22-09)
- (In a sing-song voice) "You have almost no more hair." (sung to Ryan 12-13-08)
- "Mom! My sand-box just turned into a snow-box." (first real snowfall 12-13-08)
- "This is idiculous." Mom: "What is ridiculous?" "This idiculous cold." (getting into the van to take Sabrina to school 11-14-08)
- "Dad, I need to say Ladies and Gentlemen because the boys are the gentlemen and the ladies are the ladies." (Conducting FHE 10-27-08)
- “I don't like Grandma Gibby's house very much. I like a house with legos.” 10-5-08
- "Mom, I can't exercise in the stroller!" (His reasoning for getting out of the stroller on our morning walk.) 9-17-08
- "Dad, you're just like a crane!" (Ryan had just picked up Hyrum) 9-8-08
- "I don't want most of it. I want all of it." (speaking about the piece of pizza he has to share with Hyrum) 9-7-08
- "Mom! Mom! Mr. Tomato Head and Lady Mr. Tomato Head are in Toy Story!" 8-9-08 (playing with Mr. Potato Head at Grandma Gibby's)
- "Dad, will you please clean up my toys without me?" 7-20-08
- "Bob the Builder doesn't clean up." 7-20-08
- "When I'm done my birthdays, I'll be with Jesus?" 6-3-08
- "Mom, look at my pie! It's scrumptious." 3-24-08
- "Mom, I wish the kitchen was outside." 3-19-08
- "Aw, I want my puppy to be my babysitter." (after being told that Shelby was coming to babysit him) 11-9-07
Moms for Modesty
3 comments:
This is kind of ironic because when I brought Sabrina and Roderic home from the activity on Saturday, Lily gave them her best "knock-knock" joke (and it has an actual punchline) and they just kind of stared at her blankly. Now I understand why...
I'm totally going to use that hutch one!
Great jokes Roderic! Michael makes up jokes too.
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